Married to a Non-Pilot: The Pilot's Operating Handbook

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You have a handbook for your airplane. Here's one for the most important person in your life.

Married to a Non-Pilot is the companion to Married to a Pilot, written for the aviator in the house. In the same Pilot's Operating Handbook format, it covers the limitations, normal procedures and emergency checklists for living with someone who doesn't understand why you need a fourth headset.

• Emergency checklists for "We Need to Talk," "What Does the Airplane Actually Cost?" and the furniture-store classic "We're Just Going to Look"
• Performance charts: Spouse Patience vs. Hours at the Hangar, and Goodwill vs. Days Since Date Night
• A Household METAR (with decoder), a Request for Flight Approval form and a fill-in-the-blank apology letter
• A cut-out Pilot's Promise Card, a gratitude log and a Certificate of Domestic Airworthiness

Funny, warm and painfully accurate. The perfect gift for any pilot, ideally presented by the spouse who waited at the FBO.

6 × 9 in, paperback or hardcover. Book 2 of the Not FAA Approved series. Not FAA approved. Any resemblance to a spouse you know is entirely accurate.

Gifting? Save 15% on 5–9 books and 20% on 10–24 books, applied automatically at checkout. Mix and match any titles. Ordering 25 or more? Contact us for group pricing.

Published by SkyLogic Publishing.